hampeh ler..

Three INDIANS and three PAKISTANIS are travelling by train to watch a match at the Cricket World Cup. At the station, the three PAKISTANIS buy a ticket each and watch as the three INDIANS buy just ONE ticket for them all.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the PAKISTANIS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the INDIANS.

They all board the train. The PAKISTANIS take their respective seats and watch all three INDIANS cram into one toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The PAKISTANIS see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the match, they decide to copy the INDIAN style on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy just one ticket for three of them. To their astonishment, the INDIANS don't any buy ticket at all!!!

"How are you going to travel without tickets?" asks one perplexed PAKISTANI.
"Watch and learn," answers an INDIAN.

When they board the train the three PAKISTANIS cram into one toilet and close the door. Soon after, the three INDIANS cram into another toilet nearby .The train departs and shortly afterwards, one of the INDIANS leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the PAKISTANIS are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The INDIAN takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet!!!

p/s-kompius aku cerita ni, takkan penumpang xde langsung salinan tiket..mmm, lain kot..